The Two Preachers

angry-preacherTwo preachers were making the journey back from a long but local mission. The two approached the large river they must cross in order to get back to their village. As the arrived at the river bank and gathered their make-shift barge made from scrap lumber and twine, the first preacher couldn’t help but notice a very attractive and very unclothed woman bathing in the river.

He tried not to notice but couldn’t stop his eyes from cutting over to catch a glance. Each time he would get a more angry. Who does that woman think she is? Does she not know we are men of God. Is she trying to go to hell?

Suddenly the woman jumped out of the water, grabbed her clothes and ran over to the preachers. “Can I get a ride across the river? I really don’t feel like making the swim?”

Before the first preacher could turn this hell bound flusie down the second preacher chimed in, “Sure thing. We’d be be happy to. The old barge isn’t much, but she hasn’t sank yet.” He helped her on the small raft to the disapproval of the first preacher and off they went.

They reached the other side and the second preacher helped her down and she thanked them and said goodbye. The second preacher said goodbye but the first preacher only offed a scorned look, mostly at his own wore out shoes.

The two preachers walked a good little way in silence, maybe two or three miles. Finally the first preacher opened up, “You know. I’ve known you for years. I can’t believe you picked up that Jezebel of a woman. She was NAKED for heaven’s sake. What kind of woman does that? I bet she was trying to seduce us. What kind of preacher are you anyway? Is this how you act away from the church? What if someone would have seen us with her?”

The second preacher just gave a little nonchalant smirk and continued walking a few steps then put his hand on the first preacher’s shoulder and said, “You may be right, but I dropped the woman off at the river bank. You’ve been carrying her around for the last three miles.”

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7 thoughts on “The Two Preachers

  1. Julxrp says:

    Reblogged this on Julx's Blog and commented:
    Another Awesome post… Worth a read.

  2. kstrick7 says:

    This was great! People are so ready to judge & point fingers. We should be ready to help & show Christ’s love to each other. Not just for the ones we go to church with, but ESPECIALLY the ones we don’t. You never know how you will make a difference in someone’s life & lead them to the Lord. Thanks for this post!

  3. John Smith says:

    Reblogged this on THE STRATEGIC LEARNER and commented:
    I could say I am sharing this because of the important point made about how we perceive things, or how damaging worry can be, or what our brains do to make us crazy … but it’s really just because it features a naked lady …

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